lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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the-yolocaust:

dont talk to me unless you have this haircut

the-yolocaust:

dont talk to me unless you have this haircut

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

Track Title: He Mele No Lilo

Artist: Mark Keali'i Ho'omalu

Album: Disney

liinnco:

He Mele No Lilo - Mark Keali’i Ho’omalu ☀

Vocal 1 (Overlapping): 
Mahalo nui ia ke ali`i wahine 
`O Lili`ulani `o ka wo hi ku 
Ka pipio mai o ke anuenue na waiho’o 
lu’u a halikeole’e 
E nana na maka i ke ao malama mai 
Hawai`i akea i Kaua`i 

Vocal 2 (Overlapping): 
Ke Kuini o Hawai`i 
Ku i ka moku i ke Kalaunu 
Na hana a ke aloha Ma`alo 
Ana i ka ua lana malie 
I ka lani malama ho`ike 
Mai ana la i ka nani 

`O Kalakaua he inoa 
`O ka pua mae`ole i ka la 
Ka pua maila i ka mauna 
I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea 

Ke ‘amaila i Kilauea 
Malamalama i wahine kapu 
A ka luna o Uweka huna 
I ka pali kapu o Ka`auea 

Ea mai ke ali`i kia manu 
Ua wehi ka hulu o kamamo 
Ka pua nani a`o Hawai`i 
`O Kalakaua he inoa 

`O Kalakaua he inoa 
`O ka pua mae`ole i ka la 
Ka pua maila i ka mauna 
I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea 

Ke`a mai la i Kilauea 
Malamalama i Wahinekapu 
A ka luna o Uwekahuna 
I ka pali kapu o Ka`auea 

Vocal 1 (Overlapping): 
Mahalo nui ia Ke Ali`i wahine 
`O Lili`ulani wo ka `o hi ku 

Vocal 2 (Overlapping): 
Ke Kuini o Hawai`i 
Ku i ka moku i ke Kalaunu 

Ea mai ke ali`i kia manu 
Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo 
Ka pua nani a`o Hawai`i 
`O Kalakaua he inoa 

He Inoa No Kalani Kalakaua — kulele! 

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xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

dogapult:

technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

9gag:

My life decision! #9gag

9gag:

My life decision! #9gag