i am so doNE
OH MY GOD
Groot was just trying to help (◕‿◕✿)
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life
no really i need to know
"Well, then why should we do anything more than once? Should I just smoke this one cigarette? Maybe we should only have sex once, if it’s the same thing. Should we just watch one sunset? Or live just one day? It’s new every time, each time is a different experience."
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL
Office Safari. [source]
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS